Tree Porcupine?!?

That was very peculiar. Me and my friend Jesse were in the woods by my house. We were looking out over the Old Glenn(?) Highway. She said, "Look there is a porcupine the in the tree lets go." I look over and there is this whooping porcupine giving us the evil glare of doom. I pulled a Will Turner, in Dead Man's Chest, on Pelegosto(?). Jack is running from the tribes dudes, and Wills says, " Time to go!" But I said it just like him, so it was funny. :P